التعري قبل التبول في كوب بعد نزهة ساخنة تفوح منه رائحة العرق مع صديقي المفضل

I'd just returned home from walking my beloved little sidekick Buddles in completely the wrong outfit and so needed to strip naked nice n quick! I also was rather desperately in need of a piss, but knew my bathroom would be too dark to go in there without prior planning! So I figured I'd head to the kitchen, but hid my modesty from neighbours by popping in a towel poncho thing